I love weird knitting patterns!
Okay, maybe they’re not weird to other people, but I love the miscellaneous and weird. I have knitted two wombs(or uteri? I don’t know. there is a third one coming. I did it for the “black Hole Club”, a subgroup of Deb’s Dishcloth Demons), a potholder that fits over your pot handle and looks VERY phallic, and a potholder for your pot lid that looks like a nipple. Why? Just ’cause the mood struck me. I mean, does everything we make have to be so serious? I also want to make a purse grenade, when I get some camouflage yarn. I also want to make a FSM, and a Jayne hat, and lots of other stuff I keep finding on the web. I have a great collection of oddball knitting patterns, and I’m always looking for more. So, hey, if it’s weird and wonderful, send me a link, will ya?
My next project? A willy warmer for BP boy. I was kidding him today, and told him I would knit him one, what color did he want. Well, his first answer wasn’t for public consumption, so we settled on blue. My question is this: if knitting your boyfriend/husband/significant other a sweater is bad luck, what’s going to happen after I knit him a willy warmer? Ah, what the hell, we’re already separated, so I guess it doesn’t matter. Maybe it’ll shrink to fit?????
Okay, that wasn’t so nice. Now we know why I am Mayor-for-life of Snarkopolis.
